Quayle looks to post big numbers
We’re a little more than halfway through the regular season, and the numbers just don’t add up.
Sure, most prep football prognosticators would be thrilled with a 67.5 percent winning clip.
But I’m not most prep football prognosticators.
I’m San Quentin Quayle.
It’s time for me to crunch those numbers and return to more Quayle-like percentiles.
And it all starts with this week’s picks.
EAST FORSYTH AT HP CENTRAL
The Bison learn the hard way that one is the loneliest number. ... East Forsyth 27, High Point Central 26.
T.W. ANDREWS AT PROVIDENCE GROVE
I’m gonna need a bigger abacus. ... T.W. Andrews 66, Providence Grove 14.
SW GUILFORD AT GLENN
The Cowboys fall just short in this numbers game. ... Glenn 21, Southwest Guilford 20.
EASTERN RANDOLPH AT TRINITY
The Bulldogs wind up with the smaller integer. ... Eastern Randolph 22, Trinity 18.
WHEATMORE AT RANDLEMAN
It’s not hard to decipher this outcome. ... Randleman 42, Wheatmore 7.
NW GUILFORD AT RAGSDALE
As the Count on Sesame Street might say, the Vikings score one, two, three, four, five, SIX sensational touchdowns. ... Northwest Guilford 42, Ragsdale 28.
BISHOP MCGUINNESS AT MOUNT AIRY
The Villains surrender one too many sevens. ... Mount Airy 28, Bishop McGuinness 21.
CENTRAL DAVIDSON AT SOUTHERN GUILFORD
The Storm works up a winning formula. ... Southern Guilford 26, Central Davidson 21.
ASHEBORO AT LEDFORD
The Blue Comets break things down to the lowest common denominator, and win. ... Asheboro 28, Ledford 26.
EAST DAVIDSON AT SALISBURY
The Golden Eagles double their pleasure. ... East Davidson 42, Salisbury 21.
WEST DAVIDSON AT THOMASVILLE
I don’t need the Dewey Decimal System to find this result. Make it ... Thomasville 23, West Davidson 21.
“Two Rode Together” over “Three Amigos” in which-one-was-the-better-western-themed movie contest.
Last week: 4-2 (66.7 percent)
Season to date: 52-25 (67.5 percent)